/u/MonsieurLinc's posts
[WP] You are Alfred Pennyworth, a nurse at the Arkham Psychiatric Hospital. You are personally assigned to the institution's most violent patient, the son of some billionaires who thinks he's a bat and treats you like you're his personal butler.
Mark as read: Add to a list
[EU] Pennywise, fearing the power of the children's imagination, flees Earth entirely to wait and sleep on Mars. When he wakes up from his century-long slumber, he does not find the terrified scientists he had hoped for, but one very, very, angry marine.
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] Humanity's first contact with aliens happens with merchants looking to exchange FTL tech for exotic goods. They are unimpressed with most of what we have to offer, but they completely lose their shit when they see dogs.
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] If you believe that you have wrongly died, you can take your case to court and potentially have your death overturned. Your particular case has gone all the way to the Supreme Court of the Afterlife.
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] Immortality is achieved in humans. Without the constant influx of new souls, God's pyramid scheme begins to fail.
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] You are Earth's premier diplomat, sent to negotiate a trade deal with a newly discovered alien race's queen. You're having some trouble since she seems to be hitting on you.
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] A large chunk of the world's population vanishes, taking with them memories of their existence. You are a private investigator who fills in the holes they leave behind in people's lives. You're starting to notice a pattern.
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP]It's been 3 years since the formation of the first human hivemind. Scientists have many questions, but their most pressing one is why the hell it decided to start dating you in particular.
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] Magic returns to Earth. To use it you need one of two traits: A deep understanding of the universe or pure, blind faith. Decades after the return, the desciples of Hawking the Great prepare to end the war against ISIS once and for all.
Mark as read: Add to a list