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[WP] A genie is summoned from his lamp by his mother, who he as neglected to call for two millennia.
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[WP] You are the emperor of a galaxy-wide empire. Your legions have conquered an uncountable number of worlds, yet you are sick on your deathbed. Across from you stands some dirty, smelly, *ape*, chuckling and saying "It's just a cold, your majesty."
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[EU] After the events of Virmire, CDR Shepard immediately reports back to his true employers: the SCP Foundation. Containment procedures are drawn up and a Mobile Task Force dispatched to deal with the Reapers.
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[WP] You head a team of aliens studying humanity. You are supposed to capture individuals from isolated communities to avoid suspicion. Right now, however, you need to explain to your superiors how Vladimir Putin ended up in your ship.
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[WP] A hive mind sends two of its drones to a double date. All things considered, it's going pretty good.
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[WP] When humanity finally reaches the stars, they find that every other species has outdone them I'm nearly every way. However, humans are the only species to have extensively developed music. Tell the story of two best friends going to their first intergalactic human concert.
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[WP] Tyronnious, Grand Wizard of Marlovua, is having a lot of trouble with a particular spell, so he decides to teleport over to another Grand Wizard's study to ask for help. He's rather surprised to find himself surrounded by cultists in white....
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[WP] A siren does her usual song and ensnares an incubus, who in turn uses his powers of seduction on her. A couple of months later, they're still not sure if their relationship is "real" but they're making it work.
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