/u/MrFitzgerald's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I love the colour of your eyes, the softness of your hair, the timbre of your voice, the stubble on your chin.

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Finally it seemed like one of the aliens had taken mercy on me and decided to remove me from this infernal captivity.

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I have got to put a stop to all those rumours going around about me.

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"Angela wake up, we're in danger, there's a masked man with a knife downstairs!"

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I had woken up in a bathtub full of ice missing one kidney.

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The tests came back, it's 100% beef.

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The jerk's OkCupid profile said "no fatties".

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This is the third time my nephew has called "wolf!" from up the hilltop.

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As he raised sunken city of R'lyeh from the depths, Cthulu wondered to himself what dark deed the humans that awoke him would request in exchange.

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Be sure not to miss the fireworks tonight!

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I love the colour of your eyes, the softness of your hair, the timbre of your voice, the stubble on your chin.	4534
Finally it seemed like one of the aliens had taken mercy on me and decided to remove me from this infernal captivity.	502
I have got to put a stop to all those rumours going around about me.	471
"Angela wake up, we're in danger, there's a masked man with a knife downstairs!"	415
I had woken up in a bathtub full of ice missing one kidney.	147
The tests came back, it's 100% beef.	109
The jerk's OkCupid profile said "no fatties".	86
This is the third time my nephew has called "wolf!" from up the hilltop.	73
As he raised sunken city of R'lyeh from the depths, Cthulu wondered to himself what dark deed the humans that awoke him would request in exchange.	71
Be sure not to miss the fireworks tonight!	67