/u/MrJuic3's posts
[WP] One day you wake up with 30 dollars and a note that says “For Rent”. The thing is you aren’t renting out the place. The next day you see a spider and right before you kill it you hear it say, “Please i paid my rent don’t kill me”.
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[WP] Almost every person has quit smoking. You and maybe a handful of people in the world smoke. The quit smoking ads start getting personal.
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[WP] A hero breaks in your house startled you accidentally kill him. now with experience and loot from the body you fortify your home until it happens again. The cycle keeps going until you realize you made a dungeon and you’re a boss
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[WP] You’re Death and you have just arrived at a body to do your job of guiding to the afterlife. Just then a flash of white appears. It is your annoying sister, Life. Her annoying bubbly happy attitude is replaced with a scary serious attitude. “Come brother we need to talk”
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[WP] You are a famous Smith who has crafted legendary armor and weapons for legendary heroes and kings of renowned . One fateful day the actual Demon King walks in and drops a giant sack of gold and demands new weapons and armor.
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[WP] You move into a very cheap apartment, scary cheap actually, and find out that it’s haunted by the 7 deadly sins. Instead of tormenting you they help improve your life in ways that relate to their namesakes.
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[WP] One day you start having hallucinations some good and some bad. You try every treatment you can but nothing would work. Today Sir Pengu-in, the penguin in a top hat, was with you today at the library when you meet a beautiful girl and hit it off. She then asks “what’s with the penguin?”
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[WP] One day you’re cooking and a loud noise startles you and the flour you’re holding goes everywhere. After you compose yourself and attempt to clean the mess there is a invisible figure that is covered in flour standing right behind you.
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[WP] The mob has “taken care” of all your key witnesses and the trial may look over. What the mob doesn’t know is that you have a secret key witness: The Devil.
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