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[WP] A short, german man with a bushy moustache walks into a bar, sobbing. "Give me the hardest liquor you have. I'm so terrible an artist in the future, dozens of people have traveled through time to teach me to paint."

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[WP] NASA has the idea to send a Rover to Mars with a microphone, but the only audio it picks up is blood-curdling screaming.

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You are a lich. The party, once again, infiltrates your lair and kills you. Infuriated, you summon an elder god to ask for guidance. He gave you a six shooter and an assault rifle.

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A short, German man with a bushy moustache walks into a bar. "Give me the heaviest drink you have. I'm so terrible an artist, that time travelers are trying to teach me to paint."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] A short, german man with a bushy moustache walks into a bar, sobbing. "Give me the hardest liquor you have. I'm so terrible an artist in the future, dozens of people have traveled through time to teach me to paint."	471
[WP] NASA has the idea to send a Rover to Mars with a microphone, but the only audio it picks up is blood-curdling screaming.	80
You are a lich. The party, once again, infiltrates your lair and kills you. Infuriated, you summon an elder god to ask for guidance. He gave you a six shooter and an assault rifle.	1
A short, German man with a bushy moustache walks into a bar. "Give me the heaviest drink you have. I'm so terrible an artist, that time travelers are trying to teach me to paint."	1