/u/MrPastorOfMuppets's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] For years, you've been trying to warn people of an imminent threat. However it becomes clear that they won't care until tragedy strikes, so you decide to create a small scale disaster so they can take the bigger threat seriously. You will be a villain, to save your world.
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[EU] Captain Jack Sparrow takes command of an imperial Star Destroyer in an effort to find the greatest rum in the universe.
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[EU] Yoda steps out of his ship to begin his exile. However, before he can even take in his surroundings, a booming voice screams at him "What! Are you doing! In my Swamp!"
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[OT] Can we make a day where instead of specific prompts, we just give a title and we have to make a story for it?
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[WP] You are the first person to be injected with nano-bots. At first its a dream come true. They heal long-term injuries and even slow your aging. However, soon they begin making 'improvements' to your body.
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[WP] You are an international super spy renowned for your ability to blend in with your surroundings. Your name is Waldo, and the enemy is looking for you.
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[WP] Buddha has been in a state of inner peace for almost a thousand years, but somehow you managed to piss him off.
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[WP] The Christian religion was forgotten generations ago. This makes the day Jesus actually returns super awkward very awkward.
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[WP] Satan has been visiting a retirement homes for years. It's nothing nefarious, he just visits with the residents for good conversation. One day, an old woman claims to know who he is.
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[WP] Your science teacher seems absolutely terrible at their job. They mess up basic scientistific facts and make you do experiments that make no sense. However, when one of these weird experiments produce a reaction, all becomes clear. You're being taught magic, not science.
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