/u/MrPuzzleMan's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Never shall we part," I reminded myself, as I attended my wife's funeral.

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You know, I never was the brightest crayon in the box and that really made me jealous.

1038 upvotes

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"Hey, it's yo boy, ZiggyXFresh32, and I have a special guest for this video!"

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As I posted my third "r/twosentencehorror" story for the day, I leaned back and lamented my misfortune.

116 upvotes

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I sat him down in the chair facing the mirror and asked if he was ready for his new fashionable haircut.

108 upvotes

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When i was little, I thought meeting Santa was going to be fun!

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Being a Catholic priest; I believed it my duty to stop the maniac summoning a demon, but my heart sank when I heard his chant, "Ex intumis specubus, daemones inferni omnes voco!"

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No matter how much I tried, I never felt comfortable in my own body.

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[Nov23] My assistant, Thomas, became light-headed as we began the autopsy.

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I sat on my back porch one beautiful autumn evening, lit a cigarette, and enjoyed looking at the stars in the clear, dark sky.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Never shall we part," I reminded myself, as I attended my wife's funeral.	1981
You know, I never was the brightest crayon in the box and that really made me jealous.	1038
"Hey, it's yo boy, ZiggyXFresh32, and I have a special guest for this video!"	152
As I posted my third "r/twosentencehorror" story for the day, I leaned back and lamented my misfortune.	116
I sat him down in the chair facing the mirror and asked if he was ready for his new fashionable haircut.	108
When i was little, I thought meeting Santa was going to be fun!	45
Being a Catholic priest; I believed it my duty to stop the maniac summoning a demon, but my heart sank when I heard his chant, "Ex intumis specubus, daemones inferni omnes voco!"	40
No matter how much I tried, I never felt comfortable in my own body.	26
[Nov23] My assistant, Thomas, became light-headed as we began the autopsy.	22
I sat on my back porch one beautiful autumn evening, lit a cigarette, and enjoyed looking at the stars in the clear, dark sky.	15