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You know how when you were a kid, and you got poop on your hand while wiping, you had to wash your hands like 20 times to get the smell off, but now you only have to wash once?

668 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Okay so what did this Tom variant do to end up working for the TVA?

372 upvotes • r/SuccessionTV

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Always introduce yourself to people by slapping them in the face, laughing maniacally, and screaming "You got slapped by [your name]! You got slapped! What's your name!?"

96 upvotes • r/CrazyIdeas

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[EU] One day in Teletubby Land, Po was riding her scooter. Po decided to ride her scooter farther than ever before. Po found a hatch. The hatch said "AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY". Don't open the hatch, Po! Please don't open the hatch!

23 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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True fans name their daughters "The Unburnt" smh

15 upvotes • r/freefolk

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There was this one key on my keyring, and I had no idea where it came from or what it was for, so I finally got rid of it.

14 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Idi Amin

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My four year old daughter did this. What move should she make next?

4 upvotes • r/AnarchyChess

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[EU] I didn't think I could regret going into juvenile rights law any more until I got a call from some parents who said their teens were sneaking out at night to meet with someone named Zordon.

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Don't invite Jesus to your party.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
You know how when you were a kid, and you got poop on your hand while wiping, you had to wash your hands like 20 times to get the smell off, but now you only have to wash once?	668	TwoSentenceHorror
Okay so what did this Tom variant do to end up working for the TVA?	372	SuccessionTV
Always introduce yourself to people by slapping them in the face, laughing maniacally, and screaming "You got slapped by [your name]! You got slapped! What's your name!?"	96	CrazyIdeas
[EU] One day in Teletubby Land, Po was riding her scooter. Po decided to ride her scooter farther than ever before. Po found a hatch. The hatch said "AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY". Don't open the hatch, Po! Please don't open the hatch!	23	WritingPrompts
True fans name their daughters "The Unburnt" smh	15	freefolk
There was this one key on my keyring, and I had no idea where it came from or what it was for, so I finally got rid of it.	14	TwoSentenceHorror
Idi Amin	4	thatsthejoke
My four year old daughter did this. What move should she make next?	4	AnarchyChess
[EU] I didn't think I could regret going into juvenile rights law any more until I got a call from some parents who said their teens were sneaking out at night to meet with someone named Zordon.	4	WritingPrompts
Don't invite Jesus to your party.	3	TwoSentenceHorror