/u/Mr_JYP's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] "I do not know, Star-Gazer, how the humans succeeded. I only know that while we fled to the refugee worlds that they prepared for us, they gathered to pray to their gods of war and sung their battle hymns as they set forth to meet the enemy. Their sacrifice is why we still exist today."
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[WP] Your significant other has always been adorably overprotective. Which is unfortunate since they're a god-like entity who always goes just a bit too far when they try to help you.
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[WP] Two months, you applied for a part time job as a driver for an exterminator company. It was supposed to be simple but now you're parked outside the literal gates of hell with the real life equivalents of Doom Guy, Master Chief, and B.J. Blazkowicz. Where did it all go so wrong?
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[WP] You are a mighty mythical creature that reigns over countless territories and subjects. You face your most terrifying challenge: an 8 year old girl whose head scratches tame tigers and belly rubs subdue dragons. And it seems fate has decided that it is your turn to be the good boy.
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[WP] You are a person who has incurable narcissism yet zero self-esteem. Write about a day in your life.
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[WP] You are in charge of interdimensional lost and found. There is only one rule: in order to recover something, they have to leave something else behind. Tell me of your interesting exchanges.
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[WP] Despite being a completely normal person, you are consistently hired by heroes and villains alike to babysit their children. You've somehow had to deal with 2 year old reality benders, edgy teens and tweens with healing factors, and everything in between. Recount your most memorable work shift.
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[WP] The sphinx; Powerful and intelligent creatures, masters of magic, time, and space, tasked by the gods to safeguard artifacts. Also your new significant other who just hates that you have to go to work in the morning but is forbidden from doing anything about it.
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[WP] In the near future, humanity teeters on the brink of annihilation from enemies beyond the stars. Canada stands as one of the final bastions of humanity, defended by a cobbled together army of American Rednecks, Russian Gopniks, Australian Bogans, and some very angry Canadians.
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[WP] "Excellent observation, Star-Gazer. We are culturally similar to the humans because our culture is derived from theirs. We erased our culture long before we took to the stars. It was the humans who taught us to sing again, to see beauty again, to feel emotion again, to live again."
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