/u/Mr_Nutcracker's posts
[WP] Your new workplace is littered with motivational posters that urge you to keep a smile while you work and avoid negative thoughts... after your first client you understand it wasn't for motivation, it was a warning.
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[WP] "Reminding all employees of ignoring any future versions of themselves that come to warn them to stop the testing"
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[WP] After consuming the human and absorbing his identity the alien was ready to begin the invasion, however, it didn't expect to also absorb their talent and the need to express himself through art
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[WP] For many years humans have been abducted by aliens and taken to space, not for experiments but for diplomacy: Humans are the only known species that can learn more than one language
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[WP] You look at yourself through the mirror, preparing for your date, after you check your hair and your clothes, you decide you're ready, so you invite your date over: "Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary"
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[WP] When the creature finally assimilated a human, we expected the end of the world as we know it, however, it's been half an hour... and all it has done is cry and say that it's sorry...
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[WP] A school has supposedly 60 classrooms, all numbered, yet, if you count them, you can only count 59, no one has ever seen the 55th room
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[WP] Due to the use of horseshoes most equines are technically cyborgs, thus allowing them a place on the new machine utopia
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