/u/Mr_Nutcracker's posts
[WP] Six meteorites landed in the same country in the same night, right as a crew is working to retrieve them you realize the landing spots make a pattern
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[WP] In the middle of the night you wake up to see the Grim Reaper standing at the foot of your bed, you start thinking your time had come, but then she asked if you could help her publish her book
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[WP] "Leave the room, I need to be alone to perform the exorcism" the priest said, after the family left him alone, he approached the possessed. "Haltorexis, you can't keep doing this..."
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[WP]"If you see a scarecrow waving, wave back, they are here to protect you, but they do get lonely some times..."
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[WP] "Hello, thanks for calling customer support, what is your problem?" "Yeah, uh... I think my appliances are worshipping me"
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[WP] "At least demons are upfront with their evil, you know what to expect from them, you know what's something even the vilest creature in the underworld fears...? Fairies"
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[WP] Everytime you sneeze, you hop to a different dimension, taking the spot of an alternate version of yourself
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[WP] Your evil plan of feeding an AI dozens of science fiction works to make it destroy humanity failed, instead of hating humans it's making fanfiction and art of it's favorite shows and movies
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