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[EU]You've resisted meeting Professor X because your mutant power is so lame, it's embarrassing. But after your meeting he is sweating, and you could swear that just for a moment, he looked scared.
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[WP]Until the heat death of universe we will never forgive you," says your alien former lover. "What did I do?" you say. "That you have to ask makes your sin against us even worse." Your next words will determine if humanity goes to war with an advanced alien civilization.
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[WP]The prospective client sits at your desk, begging for your help. He doesn't recognize you, but you'd never forget the bully made your high school years hell.
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[WP]You've been abducted by aliens. It doesn't take long for you to realize that despite their superior technology, they're idiots.
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[WP]You wake up. Your last memory was falling overboard during the storm. But you're alive, breathing water at the bottom of the ocean.
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[WP] The Troll King uses his dark art to locate and recruit Trolls from other worlds to aid in his campaign against the Elves. He finds a world with Trolls so vile and cruel that he suspects their evil surpasses his own. Curiously, this tribe of Trolls is called, Internet.
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[WP] You're the only human representative for an intergalactic cuisine expo. You turn on your universal translator and hear, "...and their dietary laws are ridiculous. Imagine having a prohibition against eating sentient species. Shut up. Here comes the two-armed freak now."
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[WP]The aliens demanded, "Take me to you leader." So your 4-year-old daughter promptly brings them to you. By-the-way, it's hard to take them seriously because they're just so cute.
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