/u/Mrstealyourcrab's posts
[WP] You accidentally ran over a deer in the night - Panicking, you step out to inspect the body. Multicolored glowing orbs that had pooled around the body rush towards you and then vanish. A glowing "Level up! 1 skill point available" now hovers above you.
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[WP] You signed a deal with the devil in exchange for fame and talent, a pair of translucent horns float over your head. You were told that only you and others who signed their soul away can see these horns. Upon returning home, you see a pair floating over your father's head, he's a modest plumber
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[WP] You're a merchant NPC, everyday the main players come to your shop And sell you 20+ rusty swords, bones, and random nick nacks, they buy magic items and healing potions and leave, you're gonna go out of business like this and you decide, enough is enough, time to be the villain they waited for
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A random telemarketer calls, when I pick up they say "If you suffer from unexplained annoying backpains, almost like someone has a vodoo doll of you sometimes, you should keep listening"
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Part of midnight guard duty is that we have to constantly shine our torches in it's face, lest it tear off ours.
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[WP] After the life leaves your eyes, you awaken in hell. The devil, handsomely dressed; offers you another chance at life, doubling your lifespan. But you must defeat him in a game of your choice. The catch? Well, you have to put your soul on the line. You think think for a moment...and pick DnD.
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A White billboard in front of your house owned by an unknown company is just a white background with a 486 year countdown to the second...after you listen to the news about a deceleration of war and nuclear threats, you look at the billboard and you see it went all the way down to 26 days [WP]
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