/u/Mrstealyourcrab's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I saw mommy kissing santa clause!

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A random telemarketer calls, when I pick up they say "If you suffer from unexplained annoying backpains, almost like someone has a vodoo doll of you sometimes, you should keep listening"

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Part of midnight guard duty is that we have to constantly shine our torches in it's face, lest it tear off ours.

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The theory of gravity was altered after recent breakthroughs in quantum physics...

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I saw mommy kissing santa clause!	191
A random telemarketer calls, when I pick up they say "If you suffer from unexplained annoying backpains, almost like someone has a vodoo doll of you sometimes, you should keep listening"	24
Part of midnight guard duty is that we have to constantly shine our torches in it's face, lest it tear off ours.	17
The theory of gravity was altered after recent breakthroughs in quantum physics...	8