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[WP] You’re tired of running to your kid’s room every time they scream at night. So you say, “You can just tell the monsters to leave.” Your child thinks, then says “Go home monsters!” From around the bedroom, you’re startled to hear a chorus of “Aww man,” “Fine then,” “Darn!” “What a drag.”
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[WP] “Congratulations!” the genie says. “Whatever you try to do today, I will make sure it succeeds brilliantly.” “Anything?” you ask, skeptical. “Yes,” the genie says, with a knowing smile. “Anything.”
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[WP] Even though you’re a super villain, you secretly want the heroes to win. So you make extra-long monologues and hire incompetent henchmen. So far, the heroes have always won, thanks to you. But this latest group of heroes is so clueless you’re afraid your evil plan might actually succeed.
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[WP] You inherit the job of writing the horoscope section in you local paper. You try to make up ludicrous predictions to prove how worthless the horoscopes are. But all your predictions keep coming true. Very specifically true.
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[WP] It began innocently enough. You told an elaborate lie to get out of something, never really expecting people to take it seriously. But then every detail of the lie came true. After a bit of experimentation, you realize your lies can't stay lies. Everything you try to lie about comes true.
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[WP] You encounter a cat who follows people around the day before they die. But now it's been following you around for a month.
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[WP] Everyone says your baby looks like you. Same eyes, same smile. But as it grows the similarity increases. Same laugh. Same freckles. Same teeth. Same scars.
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[WP] You’re not really a villain. You have no interest in ruling the world. You just happen to have the annoying superpower of always attracting the attention of inept “heroes” who misinterpret your words and actions.
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[EU] Earth exists in the Star Wars galaxy. For one reason or another they’ve always avoided Earth. Then one day two Jedi decide to land in New York City and make first contact. It doesn’t go well.
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