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[WP] You run a bank with the most secure vault in history, and despite attempts being made on it, it's never been broken into. That's because you hired a unique guard.

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I am tired of all the body shaming in today's society.

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[WP] The sacred scroll you sought for so long simply read, "Keep clam and carry on." You thought it was a typo until a voice spoke, "No, the scroll is correct."

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The coughing wouldn't stop no matter what I tried.

56 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My dog would only whine at the door waiting for my wife to open the door when she got home.

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I hate using porta-potties, though sometimes you have no choice.

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His new girlfriend convinced him to go skinny-dipping with her in the sultry moonlight.

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Come over babe, my parents aren't home.

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I splurged on a lap dance in the champagne room at the Gentleman's Club, and settled down on the couch.

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I lay back in my easy chair, resting after my gallbladder surgery.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] You run a bank with the most secure vault in history, and despite attempts being made on it, it's never been broken into. That's because you hired a unique guard.	86	WritingPrompts
I am tired of all the body shaming in today's society.	81	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] The sacred scroll you sought for so long simply read, "Keep clam and carry on." You thought it was a typo until a voice spoke, "No, the scroll is correct."	71	WritingPrompts
The coughing wouldn't stop no matter what I tried.	56	TwoSentenceHorror
My dog would only whine at the door waiting for my wife to open the door when she got home.	52	TwoSentenceHorror
I hate using porta-potties, though sometimes you have no choice.	48	TwoSentenceHorror
His new girlfriend convinced him to go skinny-dipping with her in the sultry moonlight.	47	TwoSentenceHorror
Come over babe, my parents aren't home.	41	TwoSentenceHorror
I splurged on a lap dance in the champagne room at the Gentleman's Club, and settled down on the couch.	39	TwoSentenceHorror
I lay back in my easy chair, resting after my gallbladder surgery.	38	TwoSentenceHorror