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I saw my puppies playing with an old shoe they found in the woods.

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It felt good to get underway again after reporting aboard my new ship.

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[WP] With the arrival of the Spanish conquistadors, the Aztec gods gave way to the new religion. Centuries later, though, the blood spilled by the cartels has no religious intent- the Aztec gods have awakened.

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There are hot MILFS in my neighborhood looking for sex.

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I went scuba diving this week, and ended up with an ear infection.

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Ugh, I had one of those dreams where you feel yourself falling.

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I finally spent the night with my new girlfriend, but woke up late to use the bathroom.

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Now that the holidays are mostly past, my toddler has decided to "play holidays".

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I was so excited that my dog had 8 beautiful pups, active and wriggly.

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I love corn mazes, pick your own pumpkin patches, and hayrides.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I saw my puppies playing with an old shoe they found in the woods.	36	TwoSentenceHorror
It felt good to get underway again after reporting aboard my new ship.	35	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] With the arrival of the Spanish conquistadors, the Aztec gods gave way to the new religion. Centuries later, though, the blood spilled by the cartels has no religious intent- the Aztec gods have awakened.	35	WritingPrompts
There are hot MILFS in my neighborhood looking for sex.	34	TwoSentenceHorror
I went scuba diving this week, and ended up with an ear infection.	28	TwoSentenceHorror
Ugh, I had one of those dreams where you feel yourself falling.	27	TwoSentenceHorror
I finally spent the night with my new girlfriend, but woke up late to use the bathroom.	23	TwoSentenceHorror
Now that the holidays are mostly past, my toddler has decided to "play holidays".	22	TwoSentenceHorror
I was so excited that my dog had 8 beautiful pups, active and wriggly.	21	TwoSentenceHorror
I love corn mazes, pick your own pumpkin patches, and hayrides.	20	TwoSentenceHorror