WritingPrompts

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[WP] 8 year old Billy doesn’t believe in Santa anymore. Just to be sure, he poisons Santa’s milk and cookies with rat poison to end all this Christmas BS forever. He is awoken the next morning by general pandemonium downstairs....	19
[WP] You want to die, but God has decided suicides will be immediately reversed. Undeterred, you decide to act like a complete asshole until someone takes care of it for you.	18
[WP] While metal detecting, you come across what appears to be a very old key. Marked on the end in gothic writing you can plainly read "Key to the city. Bearer chosen to rule when in possession".	13
[WP] You and some friends are messing around with Siri and you jokingly ask “Siri, where are the bodies?”. She answers. Again. And again. And again....	10
[WP] - An ad in your local paper advertises “Sweatshop workers wanted”. You’re desperate and apply in person: You walk in the door and are stunned to see gleaming crystal vials lining the walls with small amounts of liquid in each. So begins your lucrative career in sweat collection.	9
[WP] 2039. Earth. Santa has nobody to deliver gifts to, what with the global climate catastrophe. Having not seen a soul in 17 years, (other than elves and the missus) Santa is woken from a nice Sunday afternoon nap to a blaring alarm: someone is outside the ice wall and is trying to get in.	8
[WP] A black pool appears near your bed. You stare at it, confused. Minutes pass and you think of work. Instantly, the inside of the pool shows your workplace. You step through and are transported there instantly. Realizing your newfound power, it’s finally time to put your plan into action.	5
[WP] After years of working at an outdoor centre pointing out the squirrels living in the spruce trees, you feel like you have a special bond with the little furry creatures. One day, a small grey squirrel walks up to you on it’s hind legs and talks:”Squirrel speaker! It is time. Come with me.”	5
[WP] After a massive worldwide power surge the internet is 99% destroyed along with nearly ever internet ready device. As the PR guy for the global government, you are tasked with convincing people that the internet should not be rebuilt.	4
[WP] It’s the purge! After the recent “declutter your life” fad, the federal government has declared today to be free dumping day. From the little old lady next door throwing out doilies; to the nuclear power plant dumping waste; everyone is taking advantage. You’re not about to be left out.	4

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