/u/NRDL's posts
[WP] You, the evil sorcerer, has just been cast down by the hero. Before your death, you weave a spell that allows you to reincarnate into the body of the next baby born in the kingdom. Shortly after, the hero goes home to his wife, in her last hours of labour.
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[WP] You are a bee, and the last survivor of your hive. Intelligence is divided equally among bees, so with all the rest of them dead, you are now the most intelligent bee in existence. You've learned what destroyed your hive, and swear vengeance.
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[WP] The world now has a romantic matchmaking system, capable of matching couples with 99.9% compatibility. For years, you've been sadly single, until one day you get a match. Thing is, the person you're matched with has been dead for hundreds of years.
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[WP] Hell, instead of being a place of punishment, is a genuine place of rehabilitation. Everyone, after a certain amount of time, is able to go to heaven. Occasionally, Satan gets a problem child so bad that he has to ring God and ask for advice.
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[WP] As it turns out, the reason the world hasn't ended yet is cause the myriad of apocalypses are actually cancelling each other out and getting in each others' way
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[WP] Tyrion Lannister wakes up hungover, walking with a bunch of other short people he doesn't know, led by someone with the stupid name "Thorin Oakenshield"
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[WP] Annoyed IT staff gives the usual advice to a mysterious caller. "Have you tried turning it off then on again?" After hanging up, the stars start going out, one by one.
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[WP] Due to a demonic summoning gone wrong, you're priceless family heirloom has now been possessed. Reaching a phone, you dial the number your grandpappy left you. You hear a jingle on the other end: "Hello. Bob Ross' demonic possession removers. We'll beat the devil out of it!"
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