/u/NappyFlickz's posts
[WP] "Invade your planet?!" The alien asks a general of Earth with confusion before bursting into laughter. "Why the heck would we do that when their are SEVEN other empty planets in this star system ripe for terraforming and colonization? We just stopped by to say Hi while we pick one of 'em out."
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[WP] One day, you jokingly look into your computer's webcam and tell the "NSA" to stop spying on you. Almost immediately, a message pops up on your screen saying: "Dude no way, we think you're fucking awesome."
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[WP] Ever since you turned 18, every day, without fail, one random person tackles you to the ground, covers you as if they're protecting you from something, inspects you to see if you're ok, lets you up, dusts you off, and walks off without another word. One day, you dodge one...
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[WP] An immortal is experiencing the heat death of the universe, when he can hear the sounds of confetti, and blasting music. The music stops with a record scratch, and a bewildered voice can be heard saying: "Wait...one's still here?"
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[WP] You fed a thirsty bumble bee some sugar water one day, thinking nothing of it. In the following days, you notice it makes a unique buzzing noise every time it passes by you. Almost like a greeting.
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[WP] Every single person born, is paired with a freshly coded AI that will be their companion for the entirety of their lives and grow with them. After being dead for years, you are surprised to see your AI has somehow managed to follow you into the afterlife.
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[WP] Your parents gave you a ring that would supposedly "hum when you'd found your true love". Years later, you, now a fighter pilot, are sent to intercept an unknown flying object that just breached the atmosphere. But just as you're about to fire on the UFO, you hear a deafening whir.
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[WP] Every kingdom's princess must select someone to serve as her personal knight for the rest of their lives. You, a regular soldier in the army, have been hand-picked by the princess of the dragon kingdom, the most hated in all the land.
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[WP] A human has a reputation for constantly cheating death. But as a matter of fact, Death just likes them so much that he/she puts them in near-death situations so that he/she has an excuse to hang out with them.
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