WritingPrompts

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[WP] "They mass-slaughter this organism called "flowers" and give the bound mass of corpses to their desired mate as a courting ritual, possibly as proof of ability. Truly fascinating."	5286
[WP] "Sir, we have found a planet so toxic and inhospitable, I could not even imagine a place so hostile. However, it even has sentient life, calling themselves "humans", who seem entirely unaffected!"	4957
[WP] After the premature death of the hero, the narrator decides to take matters into his own hands.	4118
[WP] In their darkest hour, when the end is near, a desperate kingdom decides to summon ancient demons to do their bidding. They call themselves "Humans"...	2031
[WP] "We have ancient elven magic, and even the dwarves have their ugly mountain forts. What do YOU have, human?!" "Napalm, and high-explosives, mostly..." grumbling beard in the background "....our forts are aesthetically pleasing though..."	1679
[WP] You enter one of those universes where attacks are extremely telegraphed, preparations take minutes, and everyone gives lengthy arrogant monolouges detailing their plans... You have no special powers... Just, you know... Common sense to conquer with...	760
[WP] "You wish to resist the elven empire?! With what, human?! Gaining our pity for your lack of magic?!" "Well either that, or by introducing your forest to our endless supplies of high explosives, napalm, and our general love for things that go boom."	421
[WP] In the future, all the decent usernames are gone... Owning one of the coveted names is considered a family heirloom, passing from father to son.	410
[WP] After mankind first encountered aliens, we figured out why first contact took so long: We are fearsome space-orks who drink poison for fun, beat each other to a pulp for sports, can survive mutilation, and other stuff. Aliens are afraid, and mankind feels inclined to conquer things...	405
[WP] "My lord, your highness, while I applaud your happy married life, and the tea is indeed excellent, may I remind you both of proper time and place, as you are currently at war with each other, and we are in the middle of a battle?"	353

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