/u/NeedMoreGreenBacks's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Upon waking up from the heart surgery, the doctor told me to save the pain kills for when I get the medical bill.

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I could never leave the house.

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Dear hunting trophies adorned the walls of his study.

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I hate doing this bloody jigsaw puzzle said the Brit.

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In compliance with the strict homeowners association rules, he refrained from displaying the bodies of its members in his front lawn.

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I see not myself in the mirror.

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As I was reading H. G. Wells "The Invisible Man" the words began to disappear from the pages of the book.

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Population of 7 million people in the city and alone I sit, listen to the rain drops, while slowly eating cold turkey off an old tin plate.

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We waited patiently with mixed feeling for the pallbearers to bring Amy's body into the family mausoleum.

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April is when we pull all the dead bodies out from under the floor boards and attic craw spaces and tidy up the house as part of our spring cleaning ritual.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Upon waking up from the heart surgery, the doctor told me to save the pain kills for when I get the medical bill.	75
I could never leave the house.	70
Dear hunting trophies adorned the walls of his study.	51
I hate doing this bloody jigsaw puzzle said the Brit.	35
In compliance with the strict homeowners association rules, he refrained from displaying the bodies of its members in his front lawn.	17
I see not myself in the mirror.	16
As I was reading H. G. Wells "The Invisible Man" the words began to disappear from the pages of the book.	15
Population of 7 million people in the city and alone I sit, listen to the rain drops, while slowly eating cold turkey off an old tin plate.	14
We waited patiently with mixed feeling for the pallbearers to bring Amy's body into the family mausoleum.	11
April is when we pull all the dead bodies out from under the floor boards and attic craw spaces and tidy up the house as part of our spring cleaning ritual.	11