/u/NeedMoreGreenBacks's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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To outwit the Genie, I smugly stated I'd make no wishes for myself.

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The attending nurse in the recovery room gave me a sedative, then a laxative.

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[Nov22] "I've come for the virgin," said Satan with a uniquely devilish gleam in his eye.

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I was noticeably bothered by the way my teenage daughter smiled sweetly at me from across the room, seemed so unnatural.

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The alien explorers were excited to find intelligent life on planet Earth.

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The young faces in the crowd were giddy with excitement, waiting for this evening's event to start.

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"I don't mind the medical students because they pay us well for the premium dead bodies we bring them," said the grave robber.

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With the words "I'm still alive" from dad's casket, our grieving turned to shock and horror.

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Dear hunting season has started once again.

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I left the doctors office holding a bottle of pills and a bullet.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
To outwit the Genie, I smugly stated I'd make no wishes for myself.	6152
The attending nurse in the recovery room gave me a sedative, then a laxative.	3508
[Nov22] "I've come for the virgin," said Satan with a uniquely devilish gleam in his eye.	2108
I was noticeably bothered by the way my teenage daughter smiled sweetly at me from across the room, seemed so unnatural.	2082
The alien explorers were excited to find intelligent life on planet Earth.	1409
The young faces in the crowd were giddy with excitement, waiting for this evening's event to start.	278
"I don't mind the medical students because they pay us well for the premium dead bodies we bring them," said the grave robber.	220
With the words "I'm still alive" from dad's casket, our grieving turned to shock and horror.	195
Dear hunting season has started once again.	110
I left the doctors office holding a bottle of pills and a bullet.	93