/u/Never_Poe's posts
[WP] The great job interview starts with a firm handshake and ends with an unhinged ferris wheel rolling towards the ocean.
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[EU]You are young Trade Federation intern and you've just made the whole Naboo Invasion Fleet land on the wrong side of the planet.
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[WP] The Grim Reaper gets a new assignment to harvest an alien soul... but the aliens had never encountered death until they met humans. So they summon a demon to protect themselves.
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[EU]My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius. Commander of the armies of the north. Captain of the Aleran Legions. [...] And I, by great furies, will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
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[EU][Star Wars] You are in a Coruscant bar with your buddies, some of them clones, when someone says "I want to order sixty-six martinis..."
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