/u/NewDefectus's posts
[WP] Ever since your birth, you've felt like the most unlucky person in the world. Almost every day, something happened that made you loathe life. You're an elder now, and one day as you walk the street, a man in a business suit approaches you. "I'm glad we're finally meeting. You're paroled today."
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[WP] “Piglet, I’m an Apex predator strung out on honey, you’re a side dish for breakfast. Don’t fuck with me, Piglet.”
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[WP] An author of a fantasy novel is sucked into their own plot. All of the world-building has been done, but nothing substantial has happened yet. They must progress the plot themselves in order to create a proper story with an ending so they can escape.
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[WP] Aliens have built a replica of Planet Earth far, far away, and picked you up along with multiple other humans to see how you survive on your own. However, you quickly notice that they based all of Earth solely off of top posts in r/EarthPorn.
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[WP] You wake up in a homeless man's body, with no memories at all. There's a card in your hand detailing the exact way humanity would end within 24 hours.
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[WP] "There's only one man who can save the world, and it's you!" a voice called out to Dave, the laziest man in the world.
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[WP] They say that the smarter you are, the deeper you realize how little you know, and the more you crave to gain more knowledge. You are the world's most intelligent person. This is your cry for help.
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[WP] You get your hands on a device that temporarily amplifies all of your good qualities every time you press its button. After 10 years of making numerous friends, being kind to everyone around you, helping people during tough times and even getting married, the device suddenly stops working.
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[WP] You have been put under a special security program that, using a device planted in your head, streams everything you see and hear to a monitor and a set of speakers in a local facility. Unbeknownst to anyone but you, the person in charge of overseeing your life through the screen is your crush.
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