WritingPrompts

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[WP] You finally did it, you built a time machine! You head back 2000 years to Jerusalem, thinking you'd finally end the debate and see Jesus for yourself... but, when you finally find him and look at him, he suddenly turns towards you as if struck by an invisible force, rage visible in his eyes.	546
[WP] It was a common saying amongst the dwarven folk "Never dig too deep", and everyone upheld it, lest they'd find forgotten horrors of ages past. As a result, when they learned about the industrial mining practices of humanity, sufficed to say they lost their metaphorical AND literal shit.	117
[EU] After 10k years, it finally happened, an inquisitor finally discovered your identity as a Man of Iron. So you decide if you're going to die, might as well unload your past 10k years of frustrations over humanity being utter bumblefucking idiots.	81
[WP] The end times are nigh, humanity is at it's lowest, demons and extraterrestrial beasts alike attempting to invade from every which way. Everything seemed lost, until the horns blared, and the sleeping kings returned, from King Arthur and Theseus to Susurov and Napoleon, they return as promised.	37
[WP] God updates the rulings of heaven every 1000 years to match up better with Earth. Now, the time has come, and he is about to learn about the Geneva Conventions.	24
[WP] During The Sundering, the Earth shook with the force of mankind's hubris, and man struck himself down in his folly. Now, generations later, a knight has found a peculiar metal egg, within which is a deadly creature named "Uranium", according to ancient writings.	10
[WP] Having been 7 years since he first felt the presence of the Antichrist, Jesus silently returns to the world to launch a surprise attack... Only to realize his mistake as he finds the Antichrist, a 7 year old kid, at an orphanage.	8
[WP] "If they were to be united as one people, with one language, for them nothing would be impossible." YHWH had once said, but the other Gods ignored his warning, humanity obviously wasn't that powerful. Now... the Gods would learn why a omnipotent, omniscient and omnipresent being feared mankind.	4
[WP] The aliens laughed as they swatted ICBMs out of the air like they were nothing. They didn't laugh anymore when Plumbbob striked and they were hit with a nuke-launched tungsten grate.	3
[WP] She looked at him with eyes full of adoration and love, before leaning in and gently whispering into his ear "Two words, and I'm yours...". His response? "Uhhh... Chicken butt..?"	3

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