/u/NinjaBanana01's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] After years of searching, you have finally found a genie's lamp. However, you did not expect to release the Akinator, who will only grant you wishes if he can correctly guess the wish based on yes and no questions.
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[WP] The joy of your son's birth quickly turns into horror when you realize his hair is bright green. This can only mean one thing: he is an anime protagonist. You have a few years at best before you are killed off for exposition
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[WP] People used to laugh at your ability to see a measly five seconds into the future, but after stopping an attempted assassination, you are now the secret service's most valued member
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[WP] "Beware the Winter," the prophet foretold, "for the ice will cause your demise." You haven't thought about those words since you moved to the tropics, but now you are choking on an ice cube and feeling the irony.
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[WP] As you finish your time machine, two people appear in front of you. One tells you to keep working on the time machine. One tells you to destroy it immediately. Both of them claim to be you.
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[WP] You have taken a vow of silence for years. Sometimes small crowds gather around you while you are meditating, hoping that one day you will speak. One day someone sneezes and you inadvertently say "bless you" before you can stop yourself.
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[WP] Aliens have been performing surveying missions on Earth for a few years now, observing the behavior of humans. Their research is thrown a curveball when one of their missions takes place on a seemingly unremarkable day: April Fools
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[WP] You have the ability to create clones of yourself that disappear after a while. One of your favorite pastimes is pranking unsuspecting shopowners by repeatedly cloning yourself and seeing how long it takes them to realize that everyone was you
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