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[WP] You must convince the evil warlord not to open a portal to your world. Not because their army might conquer it, but because the army back home might conquer this realm.
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[WP] Hades, god of the Underworld, lord of the dead, must explain to some guy in power armour that NO! His domain isn't Hell, and he has no idea why there's a portal leading into his bathroom all the way on bloody Mars! (the planet, not the god)
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[WP] A few weeks ago you found a couple kittens abandoned on the street and took them in. All was normal, until one day when one of them said 'mama'/'dada'. Turns out you adopted baby familiars.
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I thought I was being clever selling my firstborn to both the Devil and the Fay, so that neither would get it.
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[WP] As a respectable necromancer, you've had all sort of requests over the years, from people who wanted cheap labor to kids that wished to talk with grandma one last time. However, you're not really sure how to deal with the 40-yo that just asked "I want you to resurrect my inner child".
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[WP] You find a book titled "How To Raise The Dead, Dos And Don'ts". One of the "Don'ts" is "Never give them full sentience". You figure out why soon enough: the legal system isn't equipped to handle the identity of someone who died and came back.
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[WP] You have the ability to rewind time, but only to exactly one hour before you last started eating. You've used this in the army, only eating when you're ahead of the enemy. When you want to fix a mistake you've made that gets a whole squad killed, you realize you made it two hours before lunch.
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