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[WP] Odin is uncertain why an iguana named Pickles is in Valhalla but he's going to train it for Ragnorak nevertheless

481 upvotes

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[WP] 20 years ago a dragon setting up a nest on your property would be the stuff of news. Now you gotta file the right paperwork to make sure the gov pays for the farm’s loss of use and prove you notified the fish and wildlife dept about it.

103 upvotes

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[WP] Your parents are epic heroes in a marriage of convenience. People are always disappointed to learn they got married for practical rather than romantic reasons.

41 upvotes

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[WP] Hero and Villain battles are large theatrical productions. Cities make money off legacy names. A new city is trying to recruit new “hero” and “villain” families as powers tend to be hereditary.

22 upvotes

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[WP] Your “fairy godmother” is more of a genderless monster. It assists you but no one is writing children’s books over it.

16 upvotes

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[WP] Your dog is evil. However being a dog its concept of evil is fairly mundane like chewing socks. You've realized your dog is planning to chew the couch when you go on vacation and must stop him.

13 upvotes

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[WP] Your missing dog returns home in armor, holding a glowing sword in its mouth and with a squire. You’d just let it out to use the bathroom!

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[WP] A new hospitable planet is found. The British establish a colony almost immediately.

11 upvotes

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[WP] A hell hound is at the pound. You adopt the beast.

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[WP] A surprised pet sitter realizes the ad did not specify"Muffin"'s species.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] Odin is uncertain why an iguana named Pickles is in Valhalla but he's going to train it for Ragnorak nevertheless	481
[WP] 20 years ago a dragon setting up a nest on your property would be the stuff of news. Now you gotta file the right paperwork to make sure the gov pays for the farm’s loss of use and prove you notified the fish and wildlife dept about it.	103
[WP] Your parents are epic heroes in a marriage of convenience. People are always disappointed to learn they got married for practical rather than romantic reasons.	41
[WP] Hero and Villain battles are large theatrical productions. Cities make money off legacy names. A new city is trying to recruit new “hero” and “villain” families as powers tend to be hereditary.	22
[WP] Your “fairy godmother” is more of a genderless monster. It assists you but no one is writing children’s books over it.	16
[WP] Your dog is evil. However being a dog its concept of evil is fairly mundane like chewing socks. You've realized your dog is planning to chew the couch when you go on vacation and must stop him.	13
[WP] Your missing dog returns home in armor, holding a glowing sword in its mouth and with a squire. You’d just let it out to use the bathroom!	13
[WP] A new hospitable planet is found. The British establish a colony almost immediately.	11
[WP] A hell hound is at the pound. You adopt the beast.	8
[WP] A surprised pet sitter realizes the ad did not specify"Muffin"'s species.	6