/u/NoName3636's posts
[WP] You have been kidnapped by a cult preparing to sacrifice you to their god. Problems? You’re immortal, the god they worship is a close friend of yours and the entire cult was the result of a prank you forgot you pulled centuries ago.
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[EU] You look up at the mansion, the last place you saw your little sister when your parents gave her away 15 years ago as they fled the police and your father’s corrupt car company. Taking a deep breath, you ring the doorbell and a young woman answers with her face buried in a book. “Matilda?”
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[WP] You wake up one day to find that whenever you try to swear your words keep being swapped for cleaner ones. There’s only one possible explanation: someone you know has become the protagonist of a kids show, and you will do whatever it ducking takes to get that shine cancelled.
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[EU] Dipper and Mabel stared at the man as he calmly stepped out of the blue telephone box that had suddenly materialised just outside the Shack. “Wha... who are you?” Dipper stammered. “Oh?” The man looked at the twins. “I’m the Doctor, do you know where I can find Gravity Falls?”
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[WP] You, a god of destruction, are bored of destroying and so try to find a new job amongst those eccentric humans. Unfortunately, it appears that everything you do no matter how minor turns into a disaster, with the most recent incident being creating a snowstorm trying to fix a fridge.
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[WP] The apocalypse started a year ago and everyone is either dead or has fled the cities... except you, for when everyone else runs away you charge forwards and slay every zombie you come across; you are The Scourge of the Undead, and you won’t stop until every last zombie has fallen to you.
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[EU] You’re the ultimate god; you can create or destroy anything immediately and can even travel to alternate realities. The only problem? You’re bored out of your mind and just tend to troll the main characters of various famous stories, either to hinder them or help them. Your choice.
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[WP] An Egyptian tomb has just been discovered, but the finder disappeared after going inside. You and your detectives enter and find yourselves locked in with treasure and strange silver whistles spread about; the walls of the room are covered with paintings, one has the missing explorer in it.
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[WP] As it turns out, dreams are windows into alternate realities and everything that happens in them is real. However, when the monsters in nightmares realise this and start working to combine all realities so that they may hunt us eternally, lucid dreamers must team up to fight them every night.
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You wake up one day to find that whenever you try to swear your words keep being swapped for cleaner ones. There’s only one possible explanation: someone you know has become the protagonist of a kids show, and you will do whatever it ducking takes to get that shine cancelled.
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