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Knowing there's was no way to escape the house fire, I desparately called out to my dog, my best friend, my companion through everything bad that had ever happened to me, hoping I could somehow protect him as long as possible so maybe, just maybe he would survive."

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I recently joined workaholics anonymous to help with my addictive behavior.

406 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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I've always found it strange that people who commit credit card fraud are charged.

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This morning I told life I was tired of feeling down and I didn't care how many lemons it threw at me because I knew I could make lemonade.

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"In ten years an alien race will remove the smartest of us from the planet."

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My inner voice kept telling me that it was a bad idea to write about the schizophrenic horror writer who's other personality is a killer.

159 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Held tightly in the darkness, arms and legs useless against the pressure, I had the unexpected thought that it wasn't as bad in here as I expected.

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My grandfather was struck blind while sailing the Atlantic.

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The accident seemed really minor and even though he was insisting it was my fault I cracked open my new bottle of whiskey and offered to let the out of town driver have a sip as a gesture of goodwill.

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Bloody, exhausted, unable to speak after the violent fight to save the infected masses, I wish I could utter a single line from the old Monty Python movie to let my team know I'll be OK.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Knowing there's was no way to escape the house fire, I desparately called out to my dog, my best friend, my companion through everything bad that had ever happened to me, hoping I could somehow protect him as long as possible so maybe, just maybe he would survive."	8503	TwoSentenceHorror
I recently joined workaholics anonymous to help with my addictive behavior.	406	TwoSentenceComedy
I've always found it strange that people who commit credit card fraud are charged.	313	TwoSentenceComedy
This morning I told life I was tired of feeling down and I didn't care how many lemons it threw at me because I knew I could make lemonade.	279	TwoSentenceComedy
"In ten years an alien race will remove the smartest of us from the planet."	182	TwoSentenceComedy
My inner voice kept telling me that it was a bad idea to write about the schizophrenic horror writer who's other personality is a killer.	159	TwoSentenceHorror
Held tightly in the darkness, arms and legs useless against the pressure, I had the unexpected thought that it wasn't as bad in here as I expected.	157	TwoSentenceHorror
My grandfather was struck blind while sailing the Atlantic.	64	TwoSentenceComedy
The accident seemed really minor and even though he was insisting it was my fault I cracked open my new bottle of whiskey and offered to let the out of town driver have a sip as a gesture of goodwill.	38	TwoSentenceComedy
Bloody, exhausted, unable to speak after the violent fight to save the infected masses, I wish I could utter a single line from the old Monty Python movie to let my team know I'll be OK.	25	TwoSentenceHorror