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With improved AI and quantum computers marine biologists were finally able to translate the language of the whales.

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Two sets of unfamiliar footprints in fresh snow around my house was bad enough

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Doctor warned me I might experience phantom limb sensation after amputation

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My daughter lost her tooth today

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All the neighbourhood kids got butterflies in their stomach when ordering food from the pretty waitress

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So far 13 people have descended the deepest part of Mariana trench

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"Shots for everybody" drew loud cheers from bar patrons

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As I turned 7 I was excited to ride the train to camp in summer

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People say drinking too much brings out the beast in them.

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They say little girls are made from sugar and spice and everything nice

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
With improved AI and quantum computers marine biologists were finally able to translate the language of the whales.	85
Two sets of unfamiliar footprints in fresh snow around my house was bad enough	81
Doctor warned me I might experience phantom limb sensation after amputation	70
My daughter lost her tooth today	63
All the neighbourhood kids got butterflies in their stomach when ordering food from the pretty waitress	59
So far 13 people have descended the deepest part of Mariana trench	50
"Shots for everybody" drew loud cheers from bar patrons	37
As I turned 7 I was excited to ride the train to camp in summer	35
People say drinking too much brings out the beast in them.	34
They say little girls are made from sugar and spice and everything nice	29