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In 2006 International Astronomical Union reluctantly admitted there are only 8 planets in our solar system

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My wife often puts on face mask before going to bed

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[MAR21]My daughter pointed to the vibrant colours outside and excitedly informed me that spring is in the air

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When hitchhiker asked me if I'm not scared of picking up a serial killer I laughed and said that chances of two random serial killers being in same car are astronomically low.

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"That's a real headbanger!" I excitedly said to my wife, enjoying the sound

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Congregation was very happy when one of the parishioners started speaking in tongues.

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I was in no mood for exorcism and foul language didn't help

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It was a big dinner and my aunt didn't agree with me.

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My mother always warned me about boys that will break my heart

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Parents were relieved when they got a text from their daughter that she's safely arrived at her friends house for a sleepoer

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
In 2006 International Astronomical Union reluctantly admitted there are only 8 planets in our solar system	25
My wife often puts on face mask before going to bed	19
[MAR21]My daughter pointed to the vibrant colours outside and excitedly informed me that spring is in the air	10
When hitchhiker asked me if I'm not scared of picking up a serial killer I laughed and said that chances of two random serial killers being in same car are astronomically low.	8
"That's a real headbanger!" I excitedly said to my wife, enjoying the sound	7
Congregation was very happy when one of the parishioners started speaking in tongues.	5
I was in no mood for exorcism and foul language didn't help	5
It was a big dinner and my aunt didn't agree with me.	3
My mother always warned me about boys that will break my heart	3
Parents were relieved when they got a text from their daughter that she's safely arrived at her friends house for a sleepoer	2