/u/No_More_Beans2's posts
[WP] "No! Go away! I can't let you go near me when I turn into a werewolf!" "Don't worry, I will love you always, even if you become a monster." "No, I'm just stupid as all hell when I turn. I'll not hurt you, but I am sure as hell not ready to show you me barking at a lamppost for the whole night!"
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[WP] "Death does not understand why people keep on thinking him as a messenger of death, his name was just a coincidence to it. All he wants do is farm, that's why he has a sickle, not because he reaps souls!"
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[WP] You have been summoned to a round table, and gods both of earth present and long gone sit, eagerly looking at you. Suddenly, one of them says, "Alright, I've summoned one of the sentient beings from the future, now go and ask him anything and stop trying to spoil what happens to the dinosaurs!"
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[WP] A horror story, but the "monster" is just a poor alien who forgot how much more gravity earth had than it's home planet, running away from a drunkard with an axe.
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[WP] You are given a time machine that brings you to oddly specific dates and locations, all being a few hours after a hit game is released and sending you to the creator of that game simultaneosly.
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[WP] A demon and a human become roommates, but the demon is just a gentle spirit who looks scary trying to find the lingering regret keeping him there, and the human is a random crackhead who randomly waltzed into the house who, almost routinely, scares the poor "demon"
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[IP] The story of a princess, who fell to witchery to revive the one she loved, and of a knight no longer human who has to decide between his old morals or his fleeting feelings.
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[WP] "Guess it's time for the ruler." The hero murmured, worn out. The dark lord, amused says, "Hah! What are you going to do, slap my wrists?" The hero, pulling out a comically large ruler, says, "I was thinking more of punting you into the stratosphere, but that works too."
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