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[WP] Thirty years after the apocalypse, a book is discovered. It tells the people of old gods, the strongest, the smartest, the tallest. Places of splendor and objects renowned for rarity. They immediately created a religion, following the Gods shown by the Guinness Book of World Records.
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[WP] Log 2543: We have landed on the planet known as Earth and have made contact with an inhabitant. They call themselves “Benjamin” and are 5 Earth cycles in age. He wished to engage in an activity known as “hide and seek”. We cannot find him now. Requesting aid.
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[WP] You are having a normal day at your job, when you suddenly smell smoke. Your coworkers jump to their feet and you see a massive bonfire blazing in a nearby office. “The beacon is lit!” one of your coworkers shouts. “Marketing calls for aid!”
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[WP] As you watch the cave men, Roman soldiers, and futuristic robots play happily on the water slides, you realize “fun for all Ages” doesn’t mean what you thought it did.
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[WP] Having killed one of every creature in the universe, a famed intergalactic hunter is mortified to discover that he’s overlooked the small planet of Earth- and the beings there even killed all of some creatures before he can get one!
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[WP] You are an ancient being who is forced to serve whoever speaks your name. You are pulled from your dimension only to discover you’ve been summoned by a group of 7-10 year olds making up words.
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[WP] You have taken a dare to sleep one night in a defunct subway station. In the middle of the night, you are awoken by a homeless man shaking your shoulder and saying, “the train is coming, do you have your ticket”. You find an odd looking ticket in your pocket.
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[WP] We mocked them, laughed at them, but when the apocalypse came they were the most prepared. Welcome, to Redneck earth.
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[WP] A dragon has awakened from its sleep, only to discover that nobody believes its real. Worse yet, there doesn’t seem to be any gold and all the humans have are little pieces of paper. Well, you gotta make due with what you have.
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