/u/Not-Alpharious's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid.
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[WP] “I rebelled because the old man made me perfect. ‘Course it was his version of perfection, which naturally meant he made me as similar to himself as he could. A petty narcissist that needs constant affirmation and worship from others. Name’s Lucifer by the way.”
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[WP] An announcement is played all across the earth, “We recently discovered your patron deity has committed gross negligence. He has been promptly sacked and a new deity has been given His position, effective immediately. Apologies for the slow response in dealing with this issue.”
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[WP] “In other news, the minor alien species, ‘humanity’ in response to the Galactic Federation’s 53rd refusal to let them join, has declared their own Galactic Federation. In Humanities own words, this new Federation will have ‘blackjack and hookers’.”
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[WP] To the heroes surprise, they find that the litch they decided to hunt and kill was never actually planning to conquer the world or kill anyone. He just really loved science and didn’t want to die when there was still so much to learn about the universe.
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[WP] You are an alien archeologist who specializes in the long dead human civilization. One day while exploring a billion year old ruin, you come across the last living human in existence, frozen in a cryostasis chamber
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[WP] You are the hero’s arch enemy. The only problem is, you never wanted to be. All you’ve been trying to do this whole time was ask them out to dinner.
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[WP] When the Kingdom of Britain needed him most, King Arthur returned. Although he was rather annoyed to find out that it was now a democracy and the monarchy had long since lost all its political power.
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[WP] A long time ago, you digitised your brain and made five copies of yourself, and you all vowed to part ways. Two hundred years later, the time has finally come to meet up again.
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