/u/Not-Alpharious's posts
[WP] One day you find yourself getting abducted by aliens. When you wake up, instead of getting probed, you’re told, “Congratulations, your sentence to the prison colony of Earth has been successfully and officially repealed. Welcome back to civilization.”
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[WP] You are the first god ever created by humanity, so old that you were completely forgotten by everyone alive before writing was even invented. Tens of thousands of years later, you realize that someone has begun worshipping you again.
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[WP] After humanity discovered souls, and more importantly, how to use them, Hell thought the newly formed human soul cabals were a joke. That was until human soul merchants started to out perform Hell 20-1.
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[WP] You’ve recently inherited an empire. Now it’s your job to fix the hilariously screwed up evil empire without losing your mind.
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[WP] You’ve always been able to crush the hero. In fact it would almost be as easy as breathing, but you always let them win. This is, of course, because you quite frankly find them way too adorable to beat.
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[WP] It’s funny, the war started with weapons of mass destruction so powerful they could annihilate entire solar systems and armies so large their combined mass was more than some planets. Yet here you are, ending it with nothing more than just a big wooden stick.
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[WP] “There’s no such thing as ‘impossible’, only a problem that hasn’t had enough wizards thrown at it yet.” “Is that why your projects’ casualty rates are so high?” “Only mostly.”
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[WP] A mile beneath the earth, archeologists find an ancient building with a single sentence repeated over and over again in every language that has, is, and will be spoken carved into its walls. “Beware all ye who enter this place for here dead gods lie.”
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[WP] After you started your own clinic, heavily wounded men and women dressed up in historical clothing would come in. You then found out that the front door acts like a portal in time and you’ve become worshipped as a god of healing all across the world.
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