/u/Not-Alpharious's posts
[WP] The Paper Clip Problem was a theoretical idea that if an AI was made with the sole purpose of creating paper clips with no constraints, it would eventually consume the universe to complete its task. Unfortunately for you, it stopped being a theoretical problem about five minutes ago.
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[WP] You are a very minor god of pottery and windowsills. Additionally, you have very suddenly become the last true god alive.
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[WP] “Congratulations! The global population has officially reached 8 billion, so I’m throwing the ultimate championship. Every human will fight in a 1 on 1 battle to the death until only one person is left alive. Winner gets to become a god. Like me!”
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[WP] You tricked a village into thinking you were a monarch for hire to turn their fortunes around. Unfortunately, being leader means you actually have to try to do a good job, but mamma didn’t raise no quitter.
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[WP] Without a doubt, the single greatest game changer in the entire history of dragon society was the discovery of capitalism.
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[WP] You are the single greatest detective in the world. The only problem is, you have absolutely terrible short term memory loss.
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[WP] You’re an inter dimensional hit man specialized in killing the single most dangerous person in every parallel universe, yourself.
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[WP] Once, you were a superhero. Now you are nothing but one clone amongst billions. Used to fight in humanities endless conquest of the stars.
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[WP] Your neighbor caught you sacrificing someone to Satan. Luckily (?) for you, it turns out they’re a serial killer.
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