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[WP] You have to be careful, certain words trigger the ambient ad-agents. You can’t say 'pizza' or you’ll get an ad for one floating in front of you. People make up new words, like "groundbeefsandwich" for hamburger. Companies buy these euphemisms, so people need to keep making up new ones.

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[WP] Children's games have hidden meanings that all children know but forget as they grow up. Hopscotch, when played right, calls forth demons. Skipping rope is a way to create a protective sphere so you can speak with Satan. The ball in handball should actually be a skull. Pick-up-sticks, bones.

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[SP] Bridget Jones in a post-climate apocalypse, drowned Earth.

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[WP] An Earth-themed theme park on another planet that simulates different earth habitats with rides to go through them. MC is an animatronic earthling based it on a brain scan of one. It’s not seen as unethical or illegal because all actual earthlings are dead.

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[WP] Just me and my dog and an impossible view.

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[WP] If you’re not paying for it, you’re not a customer, you’re the product being sold.

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[WP] Humanity geared up and mobilized for all-out war against aliens. You and your friends are pacifists and end up saving billions of lives on both sides.

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[WP] You have to be careful, certain words trigger the ambient ad-agents. You can’t say 'pizza' or you’ll get an ad for one floating in front of you. People make up new words, like "groundbeefsandwich" for hamburger. Companies buy these euphemisms, so people need to keep making up new ones.	2234
[WP] Children's games have hidden meanings that all children know but forget as they grow up. Hopscotch, when played right, calls forth demons. Skipping rope is a way to create a protective sphere so you can speak with Satan. The ball in handball should actually be a skull. Pick-up-sticks, bones.	33
[SP] Bridget Jones in a post-climate apocalypse, drowned Earth.	8
[WP] An Earth-themed theme park on another planet that simulates different earth habitats with rides to go through them. MC is an animatronic earthling based it on a brain scan of one. It’s not seen as unethical or illegal because all actual earthlings are dead.	7
[WP] Just me and my dog and an impossible view.	6
[WP] If you’re not paying for it, you’re not a customer, you’re the product being sold.	4
[WP] Humanity geared up and mobilized for all-out war against aliens. You and your friends are pacifists and end up saving billions of lives on both sides.	4