/u/NotYoshihide's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Sacrificing a Human Virgin in a full Satanic Ceremony gets you the Eternal Knowledge of the Devil. Turns out a field mouse, birthday candles, and crayons can get you a 15 minute consultation.
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[WP] Humanity imagined most other life in the galaxy would be relatively similar to each other. What humanity never prepared for was to be the weird ones: We're the only intelligent life that isn't aquatic.
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[WP] You often end up in extremely dangerous situations where you should have died, but somehow come out of it alright. It happens so often, the Grim Reaper has started to show up with a bag of popcorn and a lawn chair.
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[WP] Zombies, while rare, are a regular part of society. They're not "undead", more just unalive. Still, every year a few return to their graves to commemorate their new unlife. Today is the anniversary of few soldiers who died together, & they're catching up on what they've been up to since.
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[WP] Armageddon complete, one of the Four Horsemen turns to the other three. Without humanity to war, starve, or pollute; it is finally time for War, Famine, & Pestilence to themselves face Death.
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[WP] Humans aren't meant to experience depression: that voice we hear reminding us of our every failure and anxiety is not natural. You've just discovered what that is…
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[WP] A device was created meant to allow the user to see anything, anywhere. It was considered a failure because it failed to produce any image at all. That is, until it became apparent that the universe is very big, and much of it empty. The device's lens simply required a little bit of focus…
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[WP] You are the Anti-Christ. No, you're not an evil devil creature. You just have the exact opposite powers of Christ: You can turn wine to water, swim in land, give people leprosy… that sort of thing.
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[WP] After a bloody war, Earth succeeds in repelling the Alien invasion. Earth forces launch a counter attack on the Alien home world only to receive this message. "We are so sorry, when we expelled those terrorists we had no way of knowing they'd attack the first sentient life they'd meet!"
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