/u/Not_a_Potato1602's posts
[WP] "The tooth fairy is Fae propaganda: it teaches that it's ok invite the fae into your home and sell them parts of your body!"
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[WP] "I can't believe it! You played us like a fiddle!" "Oh please. Fiddles are actually hard to play. I played you like the kazoos you are."
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[WP] A demon is summoned, expects a normal soul pact, but finds himself in a strange situation: the summoner is an AI which therefore does not have a soul in the first place
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[WP] "A human, a demigod, an angel and two demons are in a boat" "That's a horrible joke!" "It's not a joke Sir! It's the report!"
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[WP] "How are unicorns fake but giraffes are real? Like what's more believable: a horse with a horn or a leopard-moose-camel with a 40 foot neck?!"
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[WP] “Who has summoned me, the great demon prince of pride! Slayer of gods, killer of monste–” He met Steve’s eyes, “Oh fuck off, not you again.”
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[WP] I can honestly say I've never been a cannibal. Because I'm neither an elf, nor a vampire, nor a werewolf, nor a dark elf, nor a gnome, nor a dwarf and I'm not even a sprite! So I've never been a cannibal. And I was still human when I ate that Lich.
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[WP] Ah yes, the Cave of Hopelessness, so named for its discoverer Doctor Reginald B Hopelessness. Shortly before he was eaten alive by the Tunneling Horror. So named because the species was first identified by Dr. Alan V. Tunneling. And his partner Jeremiah B. Horror.
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