/u/Not_a_Potato1602's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] "It was definitely easier during the savage ages of magic, you could drag the smeared corpse of a person around half the city and no one paid any attention to you."
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[WP] This was almost unreal for words. Attacked by vampires, brought home to the most famous (and infamous) vampire hunters and sorcerers in the world ... and now this. Dracula was alive and in the same house with them.
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[WP] “So what are some of the secrets of the universe?” “The atrium is nice to have breakfast in. It has plants!” “Maybe I should have been more specific…”
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[WP] You have entered an ancient temple in search of treasures, but the immortal temple guardian has confused you to be his replacement and is having a mental breakdown
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[WP] An elderly paladin, after an unsuccessful campaign, enters the nearest pub to relax, once inside he sees the owner, a Lich, cleaning a glass behind the counter ... the paladin had forgotten that in that city all non-humans were accepted, even the undead.
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[WP] A general evacuation order has been launched in all cities close to the polar ice cap. A strange event is happening, a planet-sized hat is being worn by your planet!
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[WP] “You humans eat rocks all the time!” “Wel-- wait, we do? How?” “You call it salt. You put it on everything you eat. Do you not even know what go into your food? Salt everywhere. Even use in sweet things. Too much, bad. Too little, bad. Very confusing."
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[WP] "I visited your sister, she greets you." I told him with a smile. "My sister is dead." He told me. "You remember I'm a necromancer right? Eastern Cemetery, North Zone, lot 17774." It was a lie but he didn't know it, and his expression now was priceless...
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[WP] “You ate my fathers blood ?!” “Just a little! But he got exactly what he wanted! It was a good trade!”
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