WritingPrompts

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[CW] "I've been up all night to taste poisons and, for some reason, I don't feel great." "Wait, you just said you tested poison on yourself and you're wondering why you're sick?"	5
[WP] UpDogs don’t obey the laws of gravity. But they can’t fly. They can just go up...	5
[WP] "Seriously though, when you're neck-deep in magical destiny, prophecy, time-cycle things and have a power that wasn't" meant for you "to have, that's not good news. I'm telling you from experience."	5
[WP] "You damned psychopathic Genie! Why did you give them all cancer!" "You asked me to 'Kill all my enemies', you didn's SPECIFY how fast."	5
[WP] "I know I would offend you if I say 'You're too smart to really be a human', so why do you think I shouldn't be offended to hear you say 'You're too nice to really be a demon'?"	5
[WP] "I can't believe you thought I spent all that time hacking a bomb! Did you think I was a noob?" "....... No, I thought you were a person that had priorities."	5
[WP] While you and your girlfriend went to introduce yourself to her last family, her grandparents, you were approached by two Lichs, after a while you realize that her grandparents ARE the Lichs	5
[WP] "You're telling me that you –the Emperor of the Eclipse– are an idiot incapable of long nor short term planning who turned into a despotic tyrant just in case and who made the same inexplicably bizarre mistake fifty times in a row?! Sounds plausible."	5
[WP] Outside the ship, the air smelt weird. It felt drier than I was expecting. Somewhere between recycled air and life support systems, I grew fond of a humidifier stabilising the air I breathed. This was nature. It didn’t care about us, at all.	4
[WP] The giant geese are going on their annual groove migration in Zone 83. Hopefully the casualties will be under 100,000 this time.	4

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