/u/Not_a_Potato1602's posts
[WP] "It was definitely easier during the savage ages of magic, you could drag the smeared corpse of a person around half the city and no one paid any attention to you."
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[EU] You are the head of the cameraman team for all Warhammer 40k cinematics. The work is very simple, walking around a grimdark galaxy, as a neutral part, and filming events.
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[WP] An elderly paladin, after an unsuccessful campaign, enters the nearest pub to relax, once inside he sees the owner, a Lich, cleaning a glass behind the counter ... the paladin had forgotten that in that city all non-humans were accepted, even the undead.
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[WP] “You humans eat rocks all the time!” “Wel-- wait, we do? How?” “You call it salt. You put it on everything you eat. Do you not even know what go into your food? Salt everywhere. Even use in sweet things. Too much, bad. Too little, bad. Very confusing."
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[WP] A general evacuation order has been launched in all cities close to the polar ice cap. A strange event is happening, a planet-sized hat is being worn by your planet!
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[WP] You have entered an ancient temple in search of treasures, but the immortal temple guardian has confused you to be his replacement and is having a mental breakdown
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[WP] “So what are some of the secrets of the universe?” “The atrium is nice to have breakfast in. It has plants!” “Maybe I should have been more specific…”
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[WP] “You ate my fathers blood ?!” “Just a little! But he got exactly what he wanted! It was a good trade!”
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[WP] "If I was stuck in a creepy trench and a weird creature pretending to be you appeared, I would totally make out with it!" "Pffft- what? I have a hard time beliving that!"
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