/u/Not_a_Potato1602's posts
[WP] You have been given the power to alter only one thing in the entire universe, by 1%. You used it to create as much chaos as possible
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[WP] "Let me clarify a curiosity... rumors go around that you killed a boy at your old school and..." "There were actually five boys, but who's keeping count now?"
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[WP] "Ah! To watch a god reach antiapotheosis is incredibly satisfying… I shouldn’t be particularly pleased by this, seeing as this means my boss and I are almost definitely not getting paid for our drink contract for the Tournament. But who cares? The world ends! And a god eats humble pie!"
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[WP] "Hey Boss. This ain't good." "What do you mean?" "It's been cleaned. And I don't just mean they packed up and moved out. Fucked if I know how but they've used radiation to burn this facility, and damn hard. Entire layers of this facility have been scorched!"
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[WP] "I can't believe you thought I spent all that time hacking a bomb! Did you think I was a noob?" "....... No, I thought you were a person that had priorities."
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[WP] While you and your girlfriend went to introduce yourself to her last family, her grandparents, you were approached by two Lichs, after a while you realize that her grandparents ARE the Lichs
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[WP] "Seriously though, when you're neck-deep in magical destiny, prophecy, time-cycle things and have a power that wasn't" meant for you "to have, that's not good news. I'm telling you from experience."
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[WP] The plan was "let's put ONE corpse aside to trigger it". But the title of the mission report is "MASSACRE"... Did something go "a little" wrong, guys?
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[WP] It was just like Nyx said: The fastest way to get a Hero to do whatever you want was to tell them about an unspecified evil entity that plans to take over the world. It didn't even matter that evil entity ever existed in the first place!
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