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[WP] The Dragon prepares to defend its horde of gold from the most fearsome, despicable humans to enter its domain: The IRS.

296 upvotes

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[WP] Your Werewolf SO doesnt kill when they transform. Instead they run off and do super dog stuff like peeing on fire hydrants & begging butchers for scraps.

139 upvotes

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[PM] I just want to write. And my goal is to FULFILL EVERY PROMPT SUBMITTED IN HUMOROUS FASHION!

105 upvotes

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[WP] When the Pokémon bested humanity’s conventional weapons, all hope seemed lost. That was until they found the only beings that could stand a chance: One Billion Lions.

42 upvotes

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[WP] An immortal vampire has finally had it. Over a thousand years, having lived, loved, fought, been there / shaped history, & they still can't solve a Rubik's cube.

38 upvotes

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[WP] When the zoo closes, the animals all sneak out to the Lion’s hidden cafe. Lion fulfills his dream of making the best coffee & pastries humans have never tasted.

35 upvotes

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[WP] The ethereal looking Lion man spoke in a deep voice: “I am Maahes. God of War, Wielder of the Knife, slayer of gods, & the arm of justice. I’d like the Super Beef Burger, crispy fries, & Strawberry Milkshake.”

28 upvotes

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[WP] It is a Park Ranger’s first day at a remote Wildlife Reserve when an unknown creature kills all other staff. They have no weapons & no means to contact the outside world.

14 upvotes

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[WP] All seems lost in the assault on Normandy. You are the only one left of your unit & are about to die. Then you see the second wave descend from the sky: the Sasquatch Units have arrived.

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[WP] A Pizza Delivery Boy slides into a dimension where Pizza is illegal

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] The Dragon prepares to defend its horde of gold from the most fearsome, despicable humans to enter its domain: The IRS.	296
[WP] Your Werewolf SO doesnt kill when they transform. Instead they run off and do super dog stuff like peeing on fire hydrants & begging butchers for scraps.	139
[PM] I just want to write. And my goal is to FULFILL EVERY PROMPT SUBMITTED IN HUMOROUS FASHION!	105
[WP] When the Pokémon bested humanity’s conventional weapons, all hope seemed lost. That was until they found the only beings that could stand a chance: One Billion Lions.	42
[WP] An immortal vampire has finally had it. Over a thousand years, having lived, loved, fought, been there / shaped history, & they still can't solve a Rubik's cube.	38
[WP] When the zoo closes, the animals all sneak out to the Lion’s hidden cafe. Lion fulfills his dream of making the best coffee & pastries humans have never tasted.	35
[WP] The ethereal looking Lion man spoke in a deep voice: “I am Maahes. God of War, Wielder of the Knife, slayer of gods, & the arm of justice. I’d like the Super Beef Burger, crispy fries, & Strawberry Milkshake.”	28
[WP] It is a Park Ranger’s first day at a remote Wildlife Reserve when an unknown creature kills all other staff. They have no weapons & no means to contact the outside world.	14
[WP] All seems lost in the assault on Normandy. You are the only one left of your unit & are about to die. Then you see the second wave descend from the sky: the Sasquatch Units have arrived.	8
[WP] A Pizza Delivery Boy slides into a dimension where Pizza is illegal	7