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[WP] You are the only attendee at a man's funeral. He was derisively known as "the UFO man" in the community, regaling others with stories of years of adventures among the stars. As the funeral begins, however, hundreds of alien spacecraft of all shapes and sizes suddenly appear in the sky above.

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[EU] A Weeping Angel has touched you, but you are immortal.

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[WP] A stop sign at a poorly-designed intersection finally decides to get revenge on all the vehicles that ignored it.

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[WP] A slight clerical error has assigned you a guardian angle at birth.

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[WP] You rule the world as the Dark Lord. Armies of the dead and undead move and conquer at your whim. Unfortunately, your almost limitless power has one small issue -- your only mode of transportation is being carried around by small, furry woodland creatures and/or small birds.

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[WP] Two flies are arguing on a toilet seat.

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[WP] You remember that thing you did when you were younger? You try to forget about it every time its memory forces its way to the surface because it still makes you cringe. You did this thing soon after being transported to a fantasy world.

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[WP] An alien weapon causes an explosion that--eventually--destroys Earth.

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Two flies are arguing on a toilet seat.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] You are the only attendee at a man's funeral. He was derisively known as "the UFO man" in the community, regaling others with stories of years of adventures among the stars. As the funeral begins, however, hundreds of alien spacecraft of all shapes and sizes suddenly appear in the sky above.	2047
[EU] A Weeping Angel has touched you, but you are immortal.	11
[WP] A stop sign at a poorly-designed intersection finally decides to get revenge on all the vehicles that ignored it.	11
[WP] A slight clerical error has assigned you a guardian angle at birth.	9
[WP] You rule the world as the Dark Lord. Armies of the dead and undead move and conquer at your whim. Unfortunately, your almost limitless power has one small issue -- your only mode of transportation is being carried around by small, furry woodland creatures and/or small birds.	6
[WP] Two flies are arguing on a toilet seat.	6
[WP] You remember that thing you did when you were younger? You try to forget about it every time its memory forces its way to the surface because it still makes you cringe. You did this thing soon after being transported to a fantasy world.	5
[WP] An alien weapon causes an explosion that--eventually--destroys Earth.	2
Two flies are arguing on a toilet seat.	2