/u/NutJobEP's posts
[WP] In the future, slang has devolved to the point where it now resembles a forgotten eldritch language. Teenagers have begun to unknowingly cast chaos magics while conversing with their friends.
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[WP] There are thousands of prophecies that tell of a Chosen One that will save the world. Unfortunately, there is only one Chosen One, and saving the world thousands of times is very stressful.
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[WP] Turns out the "Gods" we worshiped across history were really just the alien equivalent of college students, and Earth was their capstone project. Now humanity has reached the stars and the gods are really embarrassed that we're showing up to their place of work.
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[WP] You've been dating this person for weeks now and they seem great, but you still think its strange how occasionally their eyes glow red when you mention religion.
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[WP] After taking away a loved one, you realize Death left his tablet behind. His appointment schedule for the next 200 years is saved on it.
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[WP] As part of a social experiment, you are placed in a room with nine people that look exactly like you. You are told all but one of you are robots that have had a single memory altered. You are asked to identify which among you is human.
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[WP] Due to a curse cast on an ancient ancestor, any object you touch receives a random enchantment. Sometimes this is helpful other times not so much.
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[WP] There is a button that must be pressed once every day or life will be extinguished. Every time it is pressed, it vanishes and reappears somewhere else on the planet. Knowledge of this button has just gone public.
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[WP] You're a doctor at a psychiatric ward, not an exorcist! Why do they keep bring these monstrous, disgusting demons for you to evaluate?
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