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[WP] To your surprise, a SWAT team breaks down your door, rushes inside, and surrounds you. Only, their backs are to you, guns trained on the doors and windows. The closest one whispers, "Here they come."

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[WP] You, an astronaut in orbit, submit an Amazon Prime order (free two day shipping) as a joke, with the address set to the ISS. Amazon does not think this is a joke.

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[WP] You have a chip implanted in your brain. Not a computer chip. It's a Dorito.

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[WP] You stand among a council of the spirits of your warrior ancestors. Though they never faced photon cannons or an alien fleet, they're still trying their best to advise you on how to save Earth.

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[WP] It was well known that the Americans were using werewolves, and that the Germans and Soviets each had their own race of vampires to help them in WWII. Not many people knew of the secret Canadian platoon and their wendigo.

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[WP] A serial killer allows his victims to try and persuade him not to kill them. You’re the first person who didn’t try an empathetic plea.

466 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] A computer programmer tries to explain to her mob boss father what she does everyday at work by using analogies to his business. He's still not getting it.

352 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] A gangster who took a blood oath to avenge the death of any fallen member of his crew goes after cancer.

340 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] You hear people's personalities as melodies and songs. You never expected to ever hear such a heavy and intense bassline. Especially at a preschool.

276 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] After blowing your nose, you notice a metallic slug in the tissue. When you look up, your office looks very different.

218 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] To your surprise, a SWAT team breaks down your door, rushes inside, and surrounds you. Only, their backs are to you, guns trained on the doors and windows. The closest one whispers, "Here they come."	9159	WritingPrompts
[WP] You, an astronaut in orbit, submit an Amazon Prime order (free two day shipping) as a joke, with the address set to the ISS. Amazon does not think this is a joke.	3460	WritingPrompts
[WP] You have a chip implanted in your brain. Not a computer chip. It's a Dorito.	2020	WritingPrompts
[WP] You stand among a council of the spirits of your warrior ancestors. Though they never faced photon cannons or an alien fleet, they're still trying their best to advise you on how to save Earth.	1465	WritingPrompts
[WP] It was well known that the Americans were using werewolves, and that the Germans and Soviets each had their own race of vampires to help them in WWII. Not many people knew of the secret Canadian platoon and their wendigo.	1366	WritingPrompts
[WP] A serial killer allows his victims to try and persuade him not to kill them. You’re the first person who didn’t try an empathetic plea.	466	WritingPrompts
[WP] A computer programmer tries to explain to her mob boss father what she does everyday at work by using analogies to his business. He's still not getting it.	352	WritingPrompts
[WP] A gangster who took a blood oath to avenge the death of any fallen member of his crew goes after cancer.	340	WritingPrompts
[WP] You hear people's personalities as melodies and songs. You never expected to ever hear such a heavy and intense bassline. Especially at a preschool.	276	WritingPrompts
[WP] After blowing your nose, you notice a metallic slug in the tissue. When you look up, your office looks very different.	218	WritingPrompts