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[WP] The woman holding your arm is yelling at the man standing over your table, "Relax, he has Alzheimer's. He doesn't know what he's saying."

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[WP] A mafia boss and tight knit crew decide to make up for all their past sins, taking the unfolding apocalypse as a sign from God.

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[WP] "Mark, listen to me," the radio crackled. "You've got to keep him calm and keep him talking. If he panics again, the entire block will be destroyed."

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[WP] A time-traveler has come once again to try to assassinate Hitler. However, this one has come from the past, not the future.

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[WP] Two squirrels and a chicken become unlikely heroes in a thinly veiled metaphor.

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[WP] Sector-9, 2074: Humanity is losing the Great Intergalactic War, with fighting mostly taking place in the asteroid belts in prolonged dogfights. A new technology is developed to bring back the greatest dogfighter humanity has seen to help them win this war: The Red Baron

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[WP] All you had ever heard about them growing up was that they are American and they used to be important. Now, merely your gardener.

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[WP] Your best friend loves to pull pranks on people, but lately, the pranks have become increasingly more... existential in nature.

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[WP] After losing a high value present in an active war zone, Old Kris Kringle assembles a strike force of expendable members of his naughty list to retrieve and deliver it. Santa’s Seasonal Suicide Squad.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] The woman holding your arm is yelling at the man standing over your table, "Relax, he has Alzheimer's. He doesn't know what he's saying."	2
[WP] A mafia boss and tight knit crew decide to make up for all their past sins, taking the unfolding apocalypse as a sign from God.	2
[WP] "Mark, listen to me," the radio crackled. "You've got to keep him calm and keep him talking. If he panics again, the entire block will be destroyed."	2
[WP] A time-traveler has come once again to try to assassinate Hitler. However, this one has come from the past, not the future.	2
[WP] Two squirrels and a chicken become unlikely heroes in a thinly veiled metaphor.	1
[WP] Sector-9, 2074: Humanity is losing the Great Intergalactic War, with fighting mostly taking place in the asteroid belts in prolonged dogfights. A new technology is developed to bring back the greatest dogfighter humanity has seen to help them win this war: The Red Baron	1
[WP] All you had ever heard about them growing up was that they are American and they used to be important. Now, merely your gardener.	1
[WP] Your best friend loves to pull pranks on people, but lately, the pranks have become increasingly more... existential in nature.	1
[WP] After losing a high value present in an active war zone, Old Kris Kringle assembles a strike force of expendable members of his naughty list to retrieve and deliver it. Santa’s Seasonal Suicide Squad.	0